Monday, October 12, 2009

Things That Annoy Me

  • Websites with background music
  • Folding fitted sheets
  • Excessive and repeated tardiness
  • People who let themselves be held hostage by their cell phone
  • Those stupid quizzes on Facebook
  • People who think that having a large family and putting their kids on TV is a good idea (Jon and Kate Plus Eight, Eighteen and Counting, etc.)
  • Pop-up windows
  • People my age who's bodies are more fragile than mine - have to eat specific food, can't go long without rest, etc. I realize they typically have no control over this and that it is somewhat unfair on my part. But it annoys me nevertheless and I further admit that I think many of these people just don't push themselves as hard as the rest of us.
  • People who drive faster than me
  • People who drive slower than me
  • Overuse of the word "epic"
  • Rush Limbaugh
  • Overly enthusiastic optimism in the face of staggeringly obvious defeat
  • When people speak aloud abbreviations meant for typing such as "LOL" or "BRB". Has anyone noticed that speaking the abbreviated letters is no more syllables than the actual words in most cases?
  • Inefficiency
  • Donald Trump's hair
  • Snowboarders who sit in a long line across the middle of runs
  • Cats (except the ones who act like dogs)
  • Those who listen to Christmas music before Thanksgiving
It should definitely be noted that this list is not all-inclusive and may require a sequel at a later date.

More importantly, it should be noted that Leni graduates 2 months from today.

Keep it Real!


  1. So I was thinking that cause I'm thinning on top...brb gotta answer this call...ok I'm back...what was I saying, oh yeah, I think I'm going to get a toupe.


  2. What about my dog who thinks he's a cat? Can he be on your list? His name is Linus.

    Also annoying: people who put the juice pitcher back in the fridge with like half an ounce of juice left. Um, just drink it. Just sayin'.